Thursday, November 25, 2004

why there aren't many women in urology

...too much male anatomy. man of 40 attended A&E with a fractured penis at 6a.m. "I woke up with an erection and rolled over, and I heard - or rather, felt- a click", he said. "This was followed by rapid detumescence" reads the admission clerking. There was a large black bruise on the side of the injury. Whatever the story, he was soon taken to theatre, where the skin of the penis was peeled back, and the rent in the fibrous tissue sewn up.
the morning ward round involves lifting up too many gowns and finding horrible swollen, bruised and variously deformed phalluses. its enough to put you off men for life.


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